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Currently on the front page of ROOFTOPCOMEDY.COM!www.rooftopc medy.comHow Can I Be Famous?By: Robert WooLyrics:I dont know kung fuI cant drift SubarusAnd though Ive worked in a sweatshop or twoIm no Jimmy ChooI didnt do well in schoolI cant broadcast the newsAnd though I work on internet thingsI didnt start Yahoo!My parents say my dreams are absurdCuz I didnt go to HarvardI was not OJ's judgeMy cooking tastes like sludgeAnd though I can get quite angry sometimesI won't carry a Grudge.They say my chances are one in a millionIts too bad Im one in three billionHow can I be famous?As an Asian man?What will be my breakthrough?What will be my plan?I could get my own TV showBut look what happened to Margaret ChoAn Asian lead character? Oh hell no.Yeah I'm not bad to look atBut I ain't no Kelly HuAnd I cant really swing a batAnd I can't play no cello tooNo, I cant win at no Black JackNo, I cant golf, my game is wackNo, I cant guard a guy like ShaqNo, I cant direct a new BrokebackNo, I cant dodge a space attackNo, I cant eat hot dogs as a snackNo, I dont have a lovely rackNo, I cant make the Beatles crackHow can I be famous?As an Asian man?What will be my breakthrough?What will be my plan?I don't want to compromiseBut I'll have surgery on my eyesI'll be willing to Caucasianize, so ICould just be famousSong #1

Channel: Comedy Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am Author: HardLeftProd

Length: 04:43 Rating: 4.91623 Views: 7903

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