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Newgrounds is an awesome website, but this video is a list of 12 things that piss me off about Newgrounds. Thanks to all who contributed! Rate & Comment this video! Also check out Newgrounds for ORIGINAL flash films and flash games! http://www.newgrounds.com http://www.ForFunProductions.c... http://twitter.com/ForFun808FU... stupid and pointless Sim Dating Games where you play as some horny guy who tries to get laid by some fictional character. Its just another excuse for people to look at pictures of cartoon porn; while at the same time playing some boring, half-ass, trivial game to waste everyone's lives away. If I wanted porn, I'd go to a fucking porn site for crying out loud, if I wanted to play a game, I'd play a game with a purpose to it. And if I wanted a date, I'd go on a date with someone in something I like to call, "real life".FU#2Speaking of porn, what is up with these stupid porno flash films and hentai on Newgrounds? And why do people like hentai in the first place? I'm sorry but two color drawing animations having sex isn't exactly appealing at all. Not to mention those tentacles are hella creepy too. Hentai is a waste of fucking time, if you want porn, look up some real porn, and look it up at a porno site, that's what they are for!!FU#3The "blam" system, which is meant to save good flash films and delete bad ones. This system fucking fails miserably and needs to be fixed. The U.S Government has a better system with its money than Newgrounds does with its "blam" system. Sometimes good flash films get deleted, while many bad ones permanently stay around, what a shit load of mother fucking BULLFUCK!FU#4SHITTY flash films that get featured on the front page of Newgrounds. There is no point in having a low rated piece of crap flash film around, because the "blam" system is supposed to delete it. But no, just for fucking kicks, a flash film that gets a 1/5 average gets featured, and everyone HATES it. We can thank Tom for that one, the douche who runs the site. I mean wow, we got one douche nozzle named Tom running MySpace, and another running Newgrounds, what the fuck...? Lets feature some GOOD flash films that deserve some recognition!FU#5Flash collaborations by a bunch of artists that make no fucking sense and have no purpose to them. Many Newgrounds users throw in some song, and put together a bunch of random flash animations that doesn't match together, and that nobody gives a shit about. Sure the collaboration might have a good song, but unfortunately, that's the only good fucking thing about most Newgrounds collaborations.FU#6Flash films and games that have an incorrect age rating on them. Like when some dumbass rates their adult video good for all ages. Thanks for trying to corrupt the youth of the world, and misleading people with your incorrect age rating. If you want more viewers for your flash, make a good fucking flash film, and not misleading bullshit.FU#7The fact that the Newgrounds site is just so fucking slow. Fix the lag! If you thought MySpace and YouTube were bad, you haven't seen jack shit yet. I could cry myself a river, buy a boat, and go sailing down that river until I find someone who gives a crap faster than Newgrounds will load one of its pages. FU#8When people don't know how to properly make a good flash film or flash game, yet they submit their piece of shit flash to Newgrounds. You should learn how to properly use a flash program first, and beta test the damn flash before releasing it to the public! The last thing everyone needs is a half ass, broken down piece of crap flash that doesn't fucking work.FU#9Spam advertisements on flash films. Why do people put these stupid advertisements on flash videos. Nobody is gonna click it and nobody gives a rats ass about it, all people want to see is some entertainment, some your fucking ad placement.FU#10Flash games that are IMPOSSIBLE to beat. Challenging flash games are fun, but not if someone has to dedicate their fucking life just to beat some fricking flash game! Good flash games are games with a goal that's actually attainable by people.FU#11Ok people stop flaming and bashing users senselessly in the review section of a flash film. Nobody cares if you think its "gay" or it "sucks", so unless you have something important to say that people can actually get feedback from, shut the fuck up because nobody cares or wants to hear your bullshit.FU#12Stop creating retarded inappropriate flash films on Newgrounds. Just because your flash film has excess blood, gore, boobs, and penis's, doesn't mean your cool or your flash film is good. All that's gonna do is make everyone get grossed out and hate your flash film, never to watch that bullshit again.Music:Xerochi - Head On Into A Wall http://xerochi.newgrounds.comD... Bates - Darkness Album 1 http://www.myspace.com/leopard... with permission.

Channel: Comedy Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am Author: ForFun808

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